Given that our favorite sufferer of anorexia has decided to move to a more intimate stage in our relationship, I felt that it has become necessary to apply more defensive measures to protect the sanctity of my privacy.
I do hope he gets the message.
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I'm sure he will. Good luck with the new level your relationship has taken.
ReplyDeleteThats a great effort mate, only thing is, I don't think that symbol means what you think it means. Not that I know either, I never saw it before I got my blog. It's new maybe. I just don't think it keeps him away, else why would only the hunted draw it?
ReplyDeleteRed is a good colour choice on the tape though, my favourite!
Either it keeps him away, and thus I have created a mighty barrier in my room while simultaneously flipping him off.
ReplyDeleteOr it's his mark, and I get to have the enjoyment of desecrating it so that I may taunt him.
In either scenario, I am the victor here.
Repellent. Smart. It most likely won't save you. But still, smart.
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